It's that time again?!

The new year has come and gone, and I haven't posted any New Year Resolutions! For those of you who don't know my take on the making of new year's resolutions, it can be found here. If you are confused at the end of this post, you might want to check it out.

First, an up-date on 2008's resolutions. I didn't accomplish any of them (even with the extra year). To date: I still cough at the mention of a cigarette, haven't touched a drop of alcohol (Oh, not true! I did pass the wine bottle at supper club.), and only gained 9kg.

**does a happy jig**

Welcome 2010! (Only 2 more years before the Aztecs have to buy a new calendar)

This year I resolve to:

1. To start reading right wing literature. I've been telling Nick that it will rot your brain, now it's time to prove it. As an added bonus, this will turn me into a monkey. As a monkey, I can fling poo at people I don't like. (Resolution #2 is in response to Nick's counter argument that being a monkey will decrease my creativity.)
2. All poo to be flung will be sculpted.
3. Become disorganized. OCD is quickly becoming the bane of my life. Case in point: a pile of clean dish cloths out side of the drawer isn't too bothersome (at least not more than a pile of anything else would be). However, once they make it into the drawer they MUST be folded neatly (and categorized as to style and size), or I loose sleep.

**Raises soda pop** Here's to a new year. Good luck with your new year resolutions. I'll do my best with mine.