I'll be the first to admit that I am socially awkward. I'm sure that my chemistry classes had a good laugh over Mitch trying to get a feel for how I would respond to him asking me out (something I realized about a year too late). But, as a scientist, I come by it honestly. I offer the following as proof:
An engineer is riding his new bike to class. In front of the building he meets a classmate, who notices the sweet new ride. He asks if the bike is new. The first engineer responds "Yes, yesterday this beautiful blonde rode up to me on this bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'You can take anything you want.'" The second engineer said, "You made a good choice. I doubt the clothes would have fit."
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