Thursday, May 22, 2008

Global warming, revisited

I have been heard!! And the polar bears are leading the front lines in the war on global warming! I am a little concerned, however, about this type of solution. It was never my plan to endorse the utter annihilation of the penguin. I also never realized the extreme animosity that the polar bear has for the penguin. There are very few things that I love enough to walk half way around the world to get; and, I can not imagine hating something enough to do it!

As disturbing as this new development in polar bear behavior is, it is not what concerns me. What I am concerned about it the massive amounts of 'penguin gas' that will be released all at once. So far we have seen only small amounts being released, and some researchers believe that the results of that have been devastating. I hate to think what this latest development is going to do to the global climate. Please, polar bears, stop and think about your actions. You live in this world too.

*Thanks go to Jen, who passed along the e-mail that I stole this photo from. If it's yours, and you want me to remove it, just let me know.*

2 comments:

Jes said...

I think we should get Groundhog of Science to work on this problem. If he can't save us no rodent can.

Jeramie said...

Brilliant! I love it! Just one problem...do you know anyone fluent in groundhog?

We have been working together in a limited fashion, but I am afraid that this problem taxes my limited vocabulary. I mean...just the other night I asked him to bring me some hot cocoa. He brought hot sweet grass tea...but it was hot. Progress!