Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Damaged Goods Are Nonrefundable

N:  Is that what I think it is?
J:  That depends on what you think it is.
N:  M's uumbilical cord.
J:  Yes!
N:  That's gross!  Throw it away.
J:  **Gasp!** You want to throw away a part of our baby!
N:  What do you usually do with body parts that fall off?
J:  Pack them in ice and take them to the OR with you?
N:  **Rolls his eyes** Do what you want with it, just don't let me see it.

3 comments:

Lifes Little Adventures said...

Bahahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

It's all dried out. Put it in a small air-tight bottle
for when she is older and can show her boyfriend!

Anonymous said...

that is what Diana did, only she forgot about it and asked after we had been married for a few years. Jared said no; he is a good husband.