Bed time at our house

WAAAAA!  I'm so tired.

WAAAAA!  You took my onesie off.

WAAAAA!  You took my diaper off.

WAAAAA!  You put me in a tub of warm water .... wait .... warm water? ....  I'm going to kick now.  Here, mom, you can wash my foot if you want.  Want to wash the other one?  How about this one again?

WAAAAA!  You took me out of the tub.

WAAAAA!  You put me down.  Oh, Ok.  I like wearing a diaper.  Baby lotion? .... Here's my foot.  No, mom, not my arms.  Don't you see me holding out my foot?  NO, MOM!  Not my tummy.  Don't you see me holding out my foot?

WAAAAA!  You put pajamas on me.  Oh, a bottle .... I like bottles.

.... Ten to twenty minutes later ....

ZZZZZZ