Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Random thoughts

Just a few random thoughts to brighten your day.

~*~ The other day I was thinking of the movie "The Bucket List." It lead me to consider what might be on my bucket list. After pondering this for a moment, I asked Nick what would be on his bucket list.

He wants to go to Australia and hunt donkey, cat, kangaroo, and anything else they will let him chase with a gun. My first thought? "You want to go to Australia and chase some tail?"

~**~ I love the Bob and Tom show. After all, without it, how else would I hear about the Pakistani spy that was caught in India this week. It is a pigeon. It is being held without visitors.

~***~ On the way to Wal-Mart we pass a giant field. It's about to be turned into condos. In the mean time, it's being used to grow hay (or whatever becomes hay...a farmer, I am not).

Here's the process of harvesting hay...from my perspective, of course.

  1. The hay is cut, and arranged into lines...like cocaine.
  2. Several tractors fight to see who gets to snort the lines. (Note to self, I need to get up earlier so I can watch the brawl.) In the process of snorting, they defecate all over the field.
  3. *HeHe* Tractor scat.
  4. Finally, another tractor comes along and arranges the scat. Kind of like a dung beetle who's lost it's appetite. Although, it could have started to read right wing literature.

3 comments:

Jeramie said...

Sorry, Joven. I don't allow advertising on my blog.

Mandy said...

I just love the way you think! Hope all is well. :)

Jes said...

Ah, the battle of the tractors. It's really a sight to behold. Bring your camera if you're ever up early enough. Oh, that I'd thought to take my camera with me.