Wasted Time?

I'm not sure if I should admit this or not, but all the ones below these are also finished.  That means that there are 906 puzzles that I've wasted time in solving .... At least it wasn't video games.

Here is the link, in case you would like to waste a bit of time. 

FYI, the hint is virtually worthless, unless you are an anime savant.

Destroy the One Ring

In honor of The Hobbit coming to theaters this December, I am going to walk to Mordor!  Well ... not literally, but it's the thought that counts.  Right?

If you would like to take up this challenge, the details are listed here.  I will be recording miles with both the friend who brought this challenge to my attention and on this blog (see my new 'miles' counter on the side bar--actually it's a word counter that I stole from here). 

I have the pedometer ordered, and it should arrive some time next week.  My goal is to walk at least 5 miles a day (that will have the one ring destroyed in a little under a  year).  Before Christmas, I don't think I'll be able to do much extra walking ... I've already had to scale back the amount of walking I normally do during the day ... but when the new year hits, Sauron better watch out!

Oh No They Didn't!

Yes, they did.  Apparently Obama's administration CAN be dumber than it looks. We officially protest the dumbassery that is the Obama administration.

This is going to be a fun protest!

Hobbits!

December 14th can not come quick enough!

What can I say?

Japanese potatoes are not very nice. 



I guess I wouldn't be either, if all my friends were thinly cross-sectioned and deep fat fried.

(Should you wish to participate in these logic puzzles, here's the link.)

Bed time at our house

WAAAAA!  I'm so tired.

WAAAAA!  You took my onesie off.

WAAAAA!  You took my diaper off.

WAAAAA!  You put me in a tub of warm water .... wait .... warm water? ....  I'm going to kick now.  Here, mom, you can wash my foot if you want.  Want to wash the other one?  How about this one again?

WAAAAA!  You took me out of the tub.

WAAAAA!  You put me down.  Oh, Ok.  I like wearing a diaper.  Baby lotion? .... Here's my foot.  No, mom, not my arms.  Don't you see me holding out my foot?  NO, MOM!  Not my tummy.  Don't you see me holding out my foot?

WAAAAA!  You put pajamas on me.  Oh, a bottle .... I like bottles.

.... Ten to twenty minutes later ....

ZZZZZZ

Damaged Goods Are Nonrefundable

N:  Is that what I think it is?
J:  That depends on what you think it is.
N:  M's uumbilical cord.
J:  Yes!
N:  That's gross!  Throw it away.
J:  **Gasp!** You want to throw away a part of our baby!
N:  What do you usually do with body parts that fall off?
J:  Pack them in ice and take them to the OR with you?
N:  **Rolls his eyes** Do what you want with it, just don't let me see it.