I'm sorry that I...
- blew up a can of A&W cream soda. I'm even more sorry it was in front of my boyfriend, who won't let me live it down.
- told my brother "Then go to hell" in sacrament meeting. I probably shouldn't have taken my mother's subsequent laughter as encouragement.
- have a cat that is flipping the bird as my IM portrait. Not sorry enough to change it, but sorry none the less.
- learned that my little brother is so susceptible to suggestion that I could tickle him from across the room.
- made fun of Joesph Smith's double underlining of the phrase "the pure in heart." It really could have been just a reminder to check the spelling.
- got my roommate evicted. You'd think that after 50 years of life you would figure out that some behavior just isn't acceptable.
- convinced my sister that if she didn't do everything I said her 'eye jelly' would fall out and she would go blind.
- unmercifully abused #4.
- knocked on the window of the van so I could throw a snowball at the kind lady who was willingly giving us a ride home from school. Honestly, she looked bored.
- suggested "We kicked your butt" for the cheer after a church basketball game. It did seem like an all around summary of the game. It was a massacre.
- threw little black balls of string at my sister while yelling SPIDER. I was even more sorry when she stopped reacting.
- got thrown out of the ball pit at Chucky Cheese. I don't remember it being that much fun when I was little, maybe it was just the banishment.
