Thoughts of Jeramie: It's a girl!

Friday, July 22, 2011

It's a girl!

So, apparently I had a fling with the pool guy (in my defense, he was really ripped) and got knocked up. It's a girl! She will weigh 9 lbs 8 oz and measure 21" long. She will be darling, sporting brown hair and hazel eyes. (Boy, these pregnancy tests get more detailed all the time! EPT is soooo jealous.)

Should you want to see if a blessed event is about to descend upon you, click here. No lab work needed! Results are 100% guaranteed*!

*The result is guaranteed, NOT the accuracy of said result.

1 comment:

Jenn said...: hay Jer, this is Jenn.
so, I had a fling with The Pope ... as in the head of the catholic church. it was supposed to be a secret and blamed on Jared but as my sister I am sure you will keep my secret. he will be 8lb 13oz have blond hair and hazel eyes. here is the kicker ... his name is going to be Samantha Sara Pope.; August 12, 2011 at 12:26 AM

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Friday, July 22, 2011

It's a girl!

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