2011: a year for fun!

Wow, where has the year gone? It seems like only a few months since the last time I followed this tradition. Well, let's do this right.

First, an update on last year's resolutions:

1. Ok, so I did start reading some right wing literature. More specifically, the comments on certain right to carry and emergency preparedness articles. ROFLAO, there really are some idiots out there!
2. Sadly, all poo remains unsculpted.
3. I made some progress with my OCD. I now call it CDO.

I didn't do quite as well as last year. Hopefully I'll reverse the trend this year.

So, the New Year Resolutions for 2011 are as follows:

1. I am going to become addicted to video games. Alcoholism didn't work, why not let the MMORPGs take over? Plus, I really want to join a self-help group.
2. I think that I'll start pimping. If I loose my job and savings to the previous resolution, I'll need an alternate form of income. Besides, Nick is cute!
3. I will start leaving little messes all around the apartment. If Flemming could discover penicillin by leaving the dishes in his lab undone, with a whole apartment I could discover the cure for cancer!

Now that my resolutions* are made, I'm off to enjoy this new year. Good luck to you and yours; I wish you all the very best. Stay alert. 2+0+11=13, and as we all know 13 is a very unlucky number.

*For my view on the practice of making New Year Resolutions, please go here.