Thoughts of Jeramie: Who says sience isn't funny?

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Who says sience isn't funny?

3 comments:

Jes said...: I'm not certain, but I think I got about 37% of those jokes. I'm improving!; December 4, 2009 at 7:59 PM
Jenn said...: I am going to agree with you, Science is funny! those were so good.... I might steal them!; January 16, 2010 at 4:55 PM
Jeramie said...: Feel free. I did.; January 16, 2010 at 8:26 PM

Favorite Quotes

"Show me a corpse, any corpse, under the most ideal and innocent circumstances, with a certificate signed by every doctor in New York, including the Medical Examiner. Then show me Nero Wolfe anywhere within reach, exhibiting the faintest sign of interest, and I order the squad to go to work immediately."

--Inspector Cramer in Booby Trap by Rex Stout

"In the quantum world, what you see is what you get, and nothing is real; the best you can hope for is a set of delusions that agee with one another."

--In Search of Schrodinger's Cat by John Gibbin

"I love to make a mistake, it is the only assurance that I cannot be reasonably expected to assume the burden of onmiscience."

--Nero Wolfe in The League of Frightened Gentlemen by Rex Stout

"I have sniffed the bitter pink sharpie of despair."

--Abby Normal in Bite Me by Christopher Moore

"How come it's called an abortion when it's a human, but an omelet when it's a chicken?"

--George Carlin

"I know, let's do this the United nation's way!" "Yeah, group hug!"

--My Life as a Fury Red Monster by Kevin Clash

"Integrity is the strength of the Divine within us."

--Bishop Burton in LDS General conference, Oct. 2009

"Ok, I beleive that a chicken made you it's bitch..."

--Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory by Chuck Lorre & Bill Prady

"Now, look at that. Is that not a very pretty experiment?"

--The Chemical History of a Candle by Micheal Faraday

"I rarely find motive in bird vomit."

--Hodgins in Bones by Hart Hansen

"I refuse to put any faith in the progostications of a rodent."

--Cannon by Silrana

"Wit--It's just educated insolence"

--T-shirt at CafePress

"Either I'm going to marry him...or kill him."

--Deana Troi in Imzadi II by Peter David

"...for while it would giveme pleasure to receive your check, I have a great fondness for parades."

--Nero Wolfe in Fer-De-Lance by Rex Stout

"...he might have even been a champion if it weren't for that slaughtered-in-the-bushes thing."

--You Suck by Christopher Moore

"It's less of a sin to be simple and wrong than to be complicated and wrong."

--Relfections of a Scientist by Henry Eyring

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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Who says sience isn't funny?

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