Sunday, January 6, 2013

Hello 2013!

It's that time again.  That's right, the time in which everyone makes promises that they don't intend to keep, aka New Year's resolutions. 

First, let's give a recap of last year's resolutions.  To find them, check out this link.
  1. Increase stockroom security at work.  A little progress, but mostly it was a bust.  Like everyone's get fit resolutions. 
  2. Promotion at work.  Nope.  Sadly, the little bit of progress mentioned above did not bring in any new revenue.  And I am not quite ready for the drastic measures recommended by the article.
  3. Throw out the family budget.  Nope.  A giant nope.  As Obama becomes more and more fiscally irresponsible, we are becoming more and more responsible.  (It has to all balance out in the end, right?)
 Now for this year's resolutions.
  1. Teach Morrigan a trade.  We've been telling everyone she is our retirement plan.  With the current white house residents, she is going to need all the head start she can get. 
  2. I will gain a new hobby.  Sleeping sounds like a good one.
  3. To stop washing dishes.  It is said that doing dishes on New Year's day will cause a death in the family.  Why risk it the other 355.25 days?!  I am being purely selfless here, and thinking of my one remaining grandparent.
Here's to hoping that Obama plays much more golf this year than last, and congress gets off their collective ass and fixes the things that are broke.  (I know, but we are all entitled to our delusions.  Right?)

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