Thoughts of Jeramie: No more empty threats ... PLEASE!

Dear Golf Digest

Please stop threatening to send the last issue, and just send it. We didn't want the first issue and are anxiously awaiting the last issue.

Thanks

Favorite Quotes

"Show me a corpse, any corpse, under the most ideal and innocent circumstances, with a certificate signed by every doctor in New York, including the Medical Examiner. Then show me Nero Wolfe anywhere within reach, exhibiting the faintest sign of interest, and I order the squad to go to work immediately."

--Inspector Cramer in Booby Trap by Rex Stout

"In the quantum world, what you see is what you get, and nothing is real; the best you can hope for is a set of delusions that agee with one another."

--In Search of Schrodinger's Cat by John Gibbin

"I love to make a mistake, it is the only assurance that I cannot be reasonably expected to assume the burden of onmiscience."

--Nero Wolfe in The League of Frightened Gentlemen by Rex Stout

"I have sniffed the bitter pink sharpie of despair."

--Abby Normal in Bite Me by Christopher Moore

"How come it's called an abortion when it's a human, but an omelet when it's a chicken?"

--George Carlin

"I know, let's do this the United nation's way!" "Yeah, group hug!"

--My Life as a Fury Red Monster by Kevin Clash

"Integrity is the strength of the Divine within us."

--Bishop Burton in LDS General conference, Oct. 2009

"Ok, I beleive that a chicken made you it's bitch..."

--Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory by Chuck Lorre & Bill Prady

"Now, look at that. Is that not a very pretty experiment?"

--The Chemical History of a Candle by Micheal Faraday

"I rarely find motive in bird vomit."

--Hodgins in Bones by Hart Hansen

"I refuse to put any faith in the progostications of a rodent."

--Cannon by Silrana

"Wit--It's just educated insolence"

--T-shirt at CafePress

"Either I'm going to marry him...or kill him."

--Deana Troi in Imzadi II by Peter David

"...for while it would giveme pleasure to receive your check, I have a great fondness for parades."

--Nero Wolfe in Fer-De-Lance by Rex Stout

"...he might have even been a champion if it weren't for that slaughtered-in-the-bushes thing."

--You Suck by Christopher Moore

"It's less of a sin to be simple and wrong than to be complicated and wrong."

--Relfections of a Scientist by Henry Eyring

Thoughts of Jeramie

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

No more empty threats ... PLEASE!

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